Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Vampire Love: Flaggggggged for Removal

Uncle Julie, I tried. Some D-bag(s) had your post flagged for removal. Let me ask you one simple question and you don't have to answer out loud unless you would like to:

WHY CAN'T A GIRL WANT A VAMPIRE OF HER OWN? IS IT REALLY SOOOOO BAD? OFFENSIVE?

I will find you a vampire. The search simply continues without the help of Craigs List.
Okay, turns out that my sister, Julie, or Uncle Julie, as we like to call her has brought it to my attention that she is obsessed with Vampires. She has been reading Twilight and now she wants an "Edward" of her own. Hence her post on CraigsList (CL for all the losers that don't know what CL means) http://prescott.craigslist.org/w4m/906622462.html.

I keep trying to tell her that Brad Pit was the ultimate Vampire (well, Antonio Banderas was the ULTIMATE) but he lived in Europe. I am sure she would be willing to travel for a vampire, but who knows with her.

I thought I would help her out by posting her CL post on my blog. That way, if you happen to be a vampire and are spying on my blog, respond to this post and I will totally hook yuz up.

xoxo to all ya Vampires,
Emily

4 comments:

Robbins Family said...

Funny... too bad some lame-o had to flag it for removal so I didn't get to see the post. What is it with those books?

Artsy Aut said...

Why was her CL add "flagged for removal"? That is a little suspicious. And I also vote for Tony Bandes as hottest vamp

***LIZ*** said...

I don't know why they had to flag it, it's not like she is some nigerian trying to steal your money. I would have been a little worried about the responses she got, but that is another problem entirely.

Adam88 said...

Sorry, I don't know any eligible vampires :-)