"We're pregnant!! We are having babies!!!", Julie hollers into the phone from Arizona, "Nancy is going to be a dad!!!"
Firstly, Nancy, turns out, is a boy. No, this is not some weird story of a woman-turned-man-turned-pregnant, although it very well could be. Secondly, Julie is not pregnant, nor is she dating a woman.
Nope, it is Nancy, Julie's goldfish. The proud Mommie is Julie's other goldfish- Prudence.
I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate the proud family.