Monday, May 26, 2008

I Am Proud To Be An American...Gladiator

I have been thinking about this all day. Firstly, American Gladiators was on MTV all day today. I can't think of a better way to celebrate Memorial Day than to watch Wolf pummel all those wannabees. I mean, they all wear red, white and blue outfits. Maybe MTV was trying to be patriotic. Secondly, Hulk Hogan reminds me a tiny bit (okay a ton) of my older, more famous brother, Jay, excepting the baldness and mustache. If you know Jay, next time you are watching American Gladiators (because you know there definitely will be a next time), close your eyes and see if you hear Jay's voice coming from your TV set. If you have HD, you are the luckiest person alive.
Here is the question of the day, no, strike that-of the century.... If you were an American Gladiator, what would your name be?? I have been trying all day to come up with something awesome, but I fall short of TOTAL AWESOMENESS every time.
Sleep tight! Emily (Thunder????) Kleinman


JMB1911 said...

(Jay applauds)

Artsy Aut said...

I might go with "Torpedo!" (must have the !)

Artsy Aut said...

Brad says he is "Blunt Force Trauma"